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so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed


Dearest porn blogs who, for some bizarre reason, have decided to follow me,

it’s a fruitless endeavour as I won’t ever follow you back.

To paraphrase the incomparable Sherlock Holmes when he first laid eyes on the form of Captain John Watson

I am no longer interested in privates

Sirius:  *Writing a letter to James*
Sirius:  Deer James
Lily:  It's Dear
Sirius:  No it isn't