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"Do not try to be pretty. You weren’t meant to be pretty; you were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky. Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just “pretty.”"
-Things I Wish My Mother Had Taught Me | d.a.s    (via wanduring)

a-history-of:

Boys should ruin your lipstick, not your mascara.

lalopez1981:

ladylaufeysonn:

electriix:

timetoputonashow:

Roses are red.
The TARDIS is blue.
“Hey Donna, where’s the Doctor”
She said, “Doctor Who?”

I HATE YOU

Roses are red
The TARDIS is blue,
Rose Tyler,

I don’t even watch Doctor Who and these physically hurt me

Stop it.

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

"When me and David were making the Anniversary special, I’d start like, signing off to him ‘Eleven’ and he’d sign off ‘Ten’, and it was just - really, really ridiculous…*chuckles*"
-Matt Smith (50th Anniversary Q&A)